Quotes From The Game (Or Why MSG Is My Home ... Even Though They Won't Post My Text Messages On GardenVision)
"I wanted to stab Malik." — 343 neighbor on Friday's big mistake.
Woman in line for the bathroom, on the phone: Oh no, I'm going to get in a fight. ... Well, I just told a woman in a pink Buffalo jersey that she's a cunt.
Sabres fan, in MSG hallway: Let's Go Buffalo!
Rangers fan: Your mother's a toothless whore.
Guy grabbing the back of my Beukeboom jersey: Who the hell is that?
Me: Why would you admit that you don't know? Seriously? That's embarrassing.
Me to Dollie, the guy, anyone within stage whisper distance: Can you believe this guy? "Who the hell is that?" Dude's a Cup-winning defenseman. "Who the hell is that?" Who the hell are you? ... etc.
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omg! OMG! ... for-serious .. this is THE BEST! xoxoxo THE BEST! .. ps: the SO NEED TO POST YOUR TEXT messages.. don't they know WHO you ARE!?? xoxoxo :el fano:
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