Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I want you back

Dear God,

Why do you hate me so much? I am a wonderful person who does nice things. We are so in a fight right now.

Canes Acquire Cullen From Rangers

I can't stop crying.

He's my American dream. See?

And now he is gone.

Friday, July 13, 2007

you'd better stay with me

Now this is the way I like to start my day:
Cullen Denies Talk Of Trade

Thank you, New York Post. Now off to pursue more good luck on Friday the 13th. I'm pushing it, Trader Joe's and all.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

you and me always and forever

This song is going out to Henrik Lundqvist.

Henrik, my love, the greatest goalie ever, I am sorry they are playing games with your money. I am sorry you weren't treated as a priority, and instead we had to sign two people we probably didn't even need (including the beyond hideous Scott Gomez -- BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE YOU UGLY BASTARD!) instead of just paying you $900 million a year. YOU ARE WORTH IT, HENRIK.

For serious, I know that his being on the team is practically guaranteed, even in this case, but I just have to go on record to say that if Henrik isn't on the team, my season tickets are canceled.

Anyway, this band is Swedish, like lovely Henrik. And this song is a delight.